MyLifeisMediocre (6:58:44 PM): Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them

MyLifeisMediocre (6:58:48 PM): lmao

KrAzYkRiStI07 (6:58:52 PM): what?

KrAzYkRiStI07 (6:58:55 PM): i dont get it!

MyLifeisMediocre (6:58:59 PM): nvm

MyLifeisMediocre (6:59:01 PM): lol

KrAzYkRiStI07 (6:59:05 PM): potato-sacks?

KrAzYkRiStI07 (6:59:07 PM): whats that?

MyLifeisMediocre (6:59:17 PM): a potato sack?

MyLifeisMediocre (6:59:27 PM): its a sack full of potatos

MyLifeisMediocre (6:59:45 PM): lmao
KrAzYkRiStI07 (7:00:36 PM): i still dont get y the potato sack one was funni

MyLifeisMediocre (7:00:49 PM): you know what teabagging is right?

MyLifeisMediocre (7:01:05 PM): ?

KrAzYkRiStI07 (7:01:15 PM): yess!

KrAzYkRiStI07 (7:01:17 PM): duh silly

MyLifeisMediocre (7:01:26 PM): ok

MyLifeisMediocre (7:01:38 PM): you know why its called teabagging right?

KrAzYkRiStI07 (7:01:45 PM): yesss

KrAzYkRiStI07 (7:02:00 PM): but i dont understand how that relates to potato sacks

MyLifeisMediocre (7:02:05 PM): well imagine a sack of potatos instead of a teabag

MyLifeisMediocre (7:02:17 PM): and call it potato sacking

KrAzYkRiStI07 (7:02:23 PM): OH!!!!!

KrAzYkRiStI07 (7:02:24 PM): lol

MyLifeisMediocre (7:02:27 PM): lol

MyLifeisMediocre (7:02:30 PM): lmao

MyLifeisMediocre (7:02:35 PM): took you long enough

KrAzYkRiStI07 (7:02:39 PM): i know

Time started: 12:21 a.m

Name: Kristina

Nickname: Kristi, Shortie, Radish

Single or Taken: Taken and happily

Sex: Female

Birthday: 09-06-87

Sign: Virgo

Siblings: 3 little brothers and 1 little sister

eye color: Blue

shoe size: 5 and 1/2 or 6

Height: 5'1"

What are you wearing right now: Pajamas

Where do you live: Spring Hill

Righty or lefty: Righty

Relationships: I'm in one

Who are your closest friends? Paul, Jessica, and Sam

Fingers: I have ten

Breakfast: Breakfast makes my belly hurt

Aftershave/Perfume: Sweet Pea

Favorite cartoon character: Tinkerbell or Belle from Beauty and the Beast


Have you ever----


Given anyone a bath: My Siblings

Have you ever smoked: Ew!

Bungee Jumped: I'd prolly have a heart attack if I tried it!

Parasailed: Heights are not my friend

Made yourself throw-up: Yes

Gone skinny dipping: Actually, No

Been in the opposite sex's bathroom: Yea, and boys bathrooms are NASTY!

Eaten a dog biscuit: No.. I'm a person

Got your tongue stuck to a pole: No

Loved someone so much it made you cry?: Yes

Played truth or dare: Who hasn't?

Been in a physical fight: Yea, I've been in a few

Been in a police car: Yep

Been in a sauna: No, I don't like to sweat

Been in a hot tub: Yea..

Swam in the ocean: Yea

Fallen asleep in school: Yea

Ran away?: No, but I thought about it

Broken someone's heart?: Yea

Cried when someone died: Yea

Flashed someone: Yep

Cried in school: Yes, cause people are mean

Fell off your chair: Yea, all the time actually

Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call: Yea, plenty of times

Saved MSN / YAHOO / AOL / AIM conversations: Yup

Saved e-mails: Paul's

Fallen for your best friend?: Once

Been cheated on? Yes...


First thing that comes to mind---


Red: Rose

Blue: Skies

Autumn: Fall

Cow: Moo

Greenland: Ice

Cat: Nip

Nickel: Winn Dixie

Elbow: Funny Bone


What is..


Your good luck charm: My hippo from Paul

Whats your room like: Very me, Dance Trophies, Stuff from Paul, Musical Posters...

Last thing you said: I'm going to my room now

What is beside you: My remote

What kind of shampoo do you use? Garnier Fructis

Something that has happened to you this year: I started dating Paul

Had Chicken pox: Yea

Had a Sore Throat: Yea

do u believe in love at first sight? Yes

Like picnics: I think picnics are super fun!

Like school: Honestly- Yes

Loved anyone: Yes



Would you...


Eat a live hamster: Why would anyone eat a live hamster?

Go to a hanson concert: I HATE Hanson!!!!

Kill someone you didn't know for 15 billion dollars: I wouldn't put it past me

If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with
you: Paul, My mom, Jessica, and Sam

Who Was the last person................

you touched? Mike

You massaged: Sam

You yelled at: My mom

Who broke your heart: Michael Jones.. God, I hate him!!!!

Who told you they loved you: Paul

Who is your loudest friend: Adam


Do you/Are You:


Do you like filling these out: They keep me busy

Do you wear contacts or glasses: Glasses

Do you like yourself: For the most part

Do you get along with your family: Depends on the day

Do you do: Do I do what?

Have piercing below the waist?: Nope, my belly button is as low as I go

Obsessive?: About some things

Anorexic?: Once upon a time...

Depressed?: Never!

Suicidal?: Suicide is dumb...


Final questions


How many ppl are you sending this to: I'm posting it in a blog..

What are you listening to right now: Kim Possible


Can you do a front or back flip? On a trampoline I can

What did you do yesterday: I was with Paul

What is your favorite band: I dunno, I like alot of bands!

Hated someone in your family: Yea, still do....

Got any awards: LOTS of Dance Awards

Have you ever gone streaking? Nope

Want to get married: Someday

What is your favorite video game?: Mario Brothers

If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change: I wish i was prettier sometimes

Good Singer: I'd like to think so

Have a lava lamp: No

How many remote controls are in your house: too many

Are you double jointed: No

What do you dream about: What don't I dream about?

Last time you showered: This morning

The last movie you saw at the theatres: Willy Wonka

Scary or happy movies: Happy movies

Root beer or Dr. Pepper: Dr. Pepper

Mud or Jell-O wrestling: Jell-o

Silver or Gold: Silver

Diamond or pearl: Diamond

Sunset or Sunrise: Sunset

Phone or in person: In person

Oldest, middle, youngest or only child: Oldest

Do you want your friends to fill this out and send it back?: If they want to

ending time : 12:47 a.m

Hands touch, eyes meet
Sudden silence, sudden heat
Hearts leap in a giddy whirl
He could be that boy
But I'm not that girl:

Don't dream too far
Don't lose sight of who you are
Don't remember that rush of joy
He could be that boy
I'm not that girl

Ev'ry so often we long to steal
To the land of what-might-have-been
But that doesn't soften the ache we feel
When reality sets back in

Blithe smile, lithe limb
She who's winsome, she wins him
Gold hair with a gentle curl
That's the girl he chose
And Heaven knows
I'm not that girl:

Don't wish, don't start
Wishing only wounds the heart
I wasn't born for the rose and the pearl
There's a girl I know
He loves her so
I'm not that girl:

Ever since I was a ittle girl, dancing around in my bedroom and singing along to New Kids on the Block, I always dreamed about what my life would turn into when I was older. Would I find the right boy? Would I have good friends? Would I always be close to my family? Would I do good in school? Would I ever find out why I was put on earth? What exactly is my purpose?? Well... Now I've grown up a little, and I've learned more about life than I think some people my age are supposed to know... with a few exceptions. I mean, at 17, I know about love and loss. I've lived through broken hearts and new love, emotional and physical abuse from people who said they loved me, alot of pain, yet just as much love. I've learned that there is a right boy, and I have found him. I've done well in school, and I'm going to graduate in a year. I am still as close to my family as ever, and along the way I have discovered friends that have helped me through tough times. But there is one thing I'm not sure of yet, and the more I try to figure it out, the harder it is for me to answer the question. Why am I here? What, exactly, is my purpose on earth? Well, I have finally accepted that maybe I'm not supposed to hunt for a reason behind my existance.... maybe I'm just supposed to go with the flow and the answers to my questions will come to me as I go. With so much life left to live and the future still ahead of me, I have decided that spending so much time searching for answers to life's questions wastes valuable moments that I could be spending actually living the life I am questioning. There is a reason that I was put here, and I'm sure sooner or later I'll know what it is... but I'm done hunting for why. I'm sure this seems like it's incredibly stupid to be posting in an online blog, but I don't care. I have also learned from other people in my life. I have learned that people around you will always judge you, and that it is up to each of us to accept that. But it is also up to each of us to move on and grow from everything that everyone will say. So many times in life people will say or do hurtful things to you, and from examples set by my peers, I have seen that after all the pain, you can move on and keep on smiling. Those people have inspired me to continue to live my life and never question the decisions I make, because ultimately it is me that I am living for... and to those who have shown me that you can take all the pain and toss it out the window.... thank you... you have helped me more than you know. I guess the point of this blog is both to serve as a confessional for me and a thank you to people who have helped me come to terms with things as I have gone through life. I'm sure that I will move on in my life, that the world will continue to turn, and that I might drift from those who have been there for me, but there is one more thing I am sure of... that I will carry both the lessons I learned by myself and from others with me always and I will never forget that even if I don't know why I'm living life, I will do everything I can to experience and live the life that I have been given and never take for granted the moments that I have with my family, or my good friends or the right boy that have somehow found their way into my heart and are planted there forever.

<3 Kristi